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sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012:

i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

oh okay

carrionmouse:

punkloverboy:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

striders:

if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving

bubbelpop2:

tunnelsaints:

heh… step aside ladies… let a real man handle this (does the exact same thing but worse)

:

yo mama, who art in heaven

totalspiffage:

Another day another instance of misreading tone tags because they use existing acronyms…….. /Pieceofshit /handjob

omegaverse:

Walking down the city streets & farting tonight

devouringheart:

can’t get over this being the literal first line in the hannibal scripts. ahab (assigned handsome and haunted at birth)